Help! My pantry is full and I have nothing to eat!

I get in these moods where I am hungry and I can't find anything in the house to eat. I open the refrigerator and I find nothing, I open the freezer and I find nothing, I open the pantry and I find nothing, so then I head back to the refrigerator like something new is going to have appeared, right, but of course I still find NOTHING. Or at least nothing that I want to eat. Ughhh, what a frustrating feeling. Hubby is gone and I am at home with the kiddos. I could order something for delivery, but no nothing that delivers to my house sounds good. Plus I ordered pizza for lunch. Of course I find something that sounds good, but they don't deliver to my house. By now, my three year old has fallen asleep in the rocking chair so I can't go get anything either. At this point I decide to hit up my sister to deliver some food, nahhhh she would rater not do that. Can't say I blame her though. By now my six year old is hungry and she settles for a bologna sandwich and some grapes. The baby needs to be fed so I put him in his high chair and give him some carrotts and pears, not mixed together. Then I tell myself, it is just food, pick something and eat it already! What did I end up with? A bowl of Bran Flakes and two pieces of toast with cream cheese. Definitely NOT what I had in mind!