I'm a Sucker for a Good Redneck Joke

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

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Redneck Cooler

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How do you know when you're staying
in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say,
"I gotta leak in my sink," and the
clerk replies, "Go ahead."

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Redneck Cellar

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Redneck Garden


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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.

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Redneck Limo


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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
Redneck murder . .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records

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Redneck Mailbox


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Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.)

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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

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Redneck Time Out


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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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Redneck Weenie Roast


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A new Redneck law was just recently passed .
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Redneck Wheelchair



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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's
mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof... up in flames, and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)

This last picture actually reminds me of what my Thanksgivings probably looked like when I was a baby based on some of the pictures I have seen from back in the day.